Noah Kahan addresses a second on-stage incident involving a fan’s bodily functions during one of his concerts by joking about government involvement. According to reports, the singer presents the matter during a stop in Washington, where he claims he receives a “call” from “Congress.” In the retelling across outlets, Kahan uses the mock-government premise as a humorous way to respond to the repeated disruption, saying the order would require concertgoers to wear diapers rather than use the facilities mid-show. One account describes the request as an attempt to prevent another episode similar to the previous incident, while another frames it as a phone call he says he receives from Congress while in Washington. The outlets report the remarks as a staged, comedic bit rather than a literal instruction. Both sources tie the joke to the fact that a second in-concert incident has occurred, prompting Kahan to reference it publicly and to make the “Congress” premise part of his response.