Alan Carr says he lives at his newly acquired Scottish castle and addresses recent claims about what he intends to do with the estate. According to reporting, Carr describes his situation as something he has to “pinch” himself about, referencing the property’s reported purchase price of £3.2 million. He also pushes back against reports suggesting he will open a hotel and spa at the castle. Instead, the coverage says Carr is preparing to open the estate’s 160-acre grounds for glamping, implying that any hospitality plans are focused on that form of accommodation rather than a hotel or spa. The accounts agree that Carr has directly responded to the speculation and has positioned the glamping plan as the relevant development tied to the property. There is no additional confirmed detail across the sources beyond his denial of the hotel and spa reports and his preparation for glamping at the 160-acre site.